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why cant i find my clothes when i need them, like fuark, PMO. Also, does anyone know where i can get a white tight fitted skirt?

Thoughts

- Yuzzz birthday in 13 days, not doing anything cbf
- Life is good right now, but eh idk wish we were on better terms
- I wanna snuggle all day with you, legit thats all i need
- PUMPED FOR NEXT WEEK FUCK
- Need $$$ need clothes
- Kb more with dem ppl @ dat house
- WOOP

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ouft took me ages but here

1. What is your best friends name? Demi Djemal + Ni Dao 
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Commando
3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing 
4.Whats your favorite number? 3
5. What was the last thing you ate? Sandwich
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Peach
7. How is the weather right now? Can’t feel my fingers
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Demi
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face
10. Do you have a significant other? Neh
11. Favorite TV show? Modern Family
12. Siblings? Brother Ayejay, little sis Nanda
13. Height? 160-165cm
14. Hair color? Ash Blonde 
15. Eye Color? Dark brown
16. Do you wear contacts? neh 
17. Favorite Holiday? Phuket
18. Month? June
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes
20. What was the last movie you watched? At the cinemas- The avengers
21. Favorite Day of the Year? June 5th bday
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? I will never
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Yes i used to dance lolol
24. Hugs or Kisses? Spooning
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
6. Do you want your friends to respond to this? neh 
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? Everyone luvz me
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? Demi cos she has no credit
29. What books are you reading? Animal Farm
30. Piercings? Lip, Tongue, 4 on ears and used to have belly 
31. Favorite movies? Fuck heapssss
32. Favorite football Team? ew
33. What are you doing right now? Laying in bed trying to finish this of so i can reply to my inboxes
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter
37. Dogs or cats? DOG 4 LYF
38. Favorite flower? marijuana
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? lul yuz
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Sorta
41. Have you ever loved someone? what is love?
42. Who would you like to see right now?……
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? never went
44. Have you ever fired a gun? nope
45. Do you like to travel by plane? plane food is yucky
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? left reppin’
47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 5 plus cracker jack!
48. Are you missing someone? neh
49. Do you have a tattoo? all these niggas stealing swag, i been getting tatts since i was 14
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Ya


1. What is your best friends name?2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?3. What are you listening to right now?4. Whats your favorite number?5. What was the last thing you ate?6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?7. How is the weather right now?8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?10. Do you have a significant other?11. Favorite TV show?12. Siblings?13. Height?14. Hair color?15. Eye Color?16. Do you wear contacts?17. Favorite Holiday?18. Month?19. Have you ever cried for no reason?20. What was the last movie you watched?21. Favorite Day of the Year?22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?24. Hugs or Kisses?25. Chocolate or Vanilla?26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?29. What books are you reading?30. Piercings?31. Favorite movies?32. Favorite football Team?33. What are you doing right now?34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?37. Dogs or cats?38. Favorite flower?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?41. Have you ever loved someone?42. Who would you like to see right now?43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?44. Have you ever fired a gun?45. Do you like to travel by plane?46. Right-handed or Left-handed?47. How many pillows do you sleep with?48. Are you missing someone?49. Do you have a tattoo?50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
can you please ask me any of this, i really need distraction right now. please!

1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

can you please ask me any of this, i really need distraction right now. please!

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment